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The Computer Age, The Age of Computers, The Internet Age, The
Rise of the Computer, Computer and the Beast, Spiders in the
Web, Dances with Computers, Gone with the Computer, The Sound
of Computers, Cooking with Keyboards,
Disc Space 9, The Lord of the Beep (little ones), Network in the
Dark, Computor Vs. Godzilla 3, The Joy of Scanning, The
Computer That Loathed Me, Light My Computer, Tweet Me,
Tweet This 2, Sleepless on Computer, Byte This, Computerize
That... (new made for virtual digital DVD and Grey-ray discs
coming to a computer near you - maybe.)
Computer Hard Drive, Sir!
(Military computer's 1st Virtual Driving Report)
2nd VDR - Computer Drive Hard, Sir!
(Computer not virtually stupid)
3rd VDR - Computer crashed. I'm backup, Sir!
"Again?" (Major U. B. Tuff)
4th VDR - Backup using mirror image initiated, Sir!
"Again?" (Tuff)
5th - Computer fixed, Sir! Request permission to
soft drive, drive hard drive later....(to be continued)
Meanwhile, at another
Cyberspace Cadet Virtual Driving school:
"Back up without a mirror image on WHAT line, Sir?"
"Online, not ON the line!
Look, cars backup, computers too. Line or no line, on or off -
sometimes without a mirror image. And, hard drives in
cars sometimes create accidents, while hard drives in
computers just 'crash'. Big difference - and
simple computer logic."
If you've ever asked yourself "What's the proper
treatment for sitting-at-computer-too-long related
derriere (or butt) pain," Dr. Back Disc Whisperer says,
"Just stand up, move around, and never turn back."
(Just do it!).
Computers contract viruses interacting with
humans. A virtual "cyber-pill" is being developed.
In the meantime, wash hands before using your fingers.
You don't laugh at humans with your
mouth full. Same goes for your computer.
(Note: Your local Computer Recycling
Center recommends giggling, so food & drink stay inside)
Never trust a computer that acts funny
(unless you’ve got a fantastic sense of humor).
Sometimes a computer that acts
funny, isn’t trying to get a laugh.
Computers can fix EVERYthong! (julie)
Do you really want to know what's in your computer?
True of False:
Computers are not people.
Some Computers like humans.
Computers don't have feelings.
Be nice to your computer - you
never know when you might need it.
The Computer did it.
Computer Logic journal entries: Cyberspace Cadets;
Online/offline Driving Lessons, Hard Drives, crashes and mirror
image backups; The Best (and Worst) Browsers; Best Chip
Contest updates; Cyberspace Space, Disc, Disk, Discus, and Disc
II Whisperer affairs; Computer Speed Tests; 2011 Power CC's!
(Computer Colors); Computer Solutions (1-5); Compute-R-us.byte
First Editions, computers in development for the 21st Century...
The future:
Quantum Computers: The Next
Generation (might take while).
Huggables: When you're feeling lonely, and
all your family and friends are on computers.
Tabletops: For 3 & 4-legged tables.
Desktops are for desks, laptops for laps.
Countertops: Special anti-virus program does not include
protection against salmonella since it's bacteria, not a virus.
Chairtops: If there's no room on the other tops.
(Comes in all seat colors, shapes, sizes).
Rise of the Computer, Computer and the Beast, Spiders in the
Web, Dances with Computers, Gone with the Computer, The Sound
of Computers, Cooking with Keyboards,
Disc Space 9, The Lord of the Beep (little ones), Network in the
Dark, Computor Vs. Godzilla 3, The Joy of Scanning, The
Computer That Loathed Me, Light My Computer, Tweet Me,
Tweet This 2, Sleepless on Computer, Byte This, Computerize
That... (new made for virtual digital DVD and Grey-ray discs
coming to a computer near you - maybe.)
Computer Hard Drive, Sir!
(Military computer's 1st Virtual Driving Report)
2nd VDR - Computer Drive Hard, Sir!
(Computer not virtually stupid)
3rd VDR - Computer crashed. I'm backup, Sir!
"Again?" (Major U. B. Tuff)
4th VDR - Backup using mirror image initiated, Sir!
"Again?" (Tuff)
5th - Computer fixed, Sir! Request permission to
soft drive, drive hard drive later....(to be continued)
Meanwhile, at another
Cyberspace Cadet Virtual Driving school:
"Back up without a mirror image on WHAT line, Sir?"
"Online, not ON the line!
Look, cars backup, computers too. Line or no line, on or off -
sometimes without a mirror image. And, hard drives in
cars sometimes create accidents, while hard drives in
computers just 'crash'. Big difference - and
simple computer logic."
If you've ever asked yourself "What's the proper
treatment for sitting-at-computer-too-long related
derriere (or butt) pain," Dr. Back Disc Whisperer says,
"Just stand up, move around, and never turn back."
(Just do it!).
Computers contract viruses interacting with
humans. A virtual "cyber-pill" is being developed.
In the meantime, wash hands before using your fingers.
You don't laugh at humans with your
mouth full. Same goes for your computer.
(Note: Your local Computer Recycling
Center recommends giggling, so food & drink stay inside)
Never trust a computer that acts funny
(unless you’ve got a fantastic sense of humor).
Sometimes a computer that acts
funny, isn’t trying to get a laugh.
Computers can fix EVERYthong! (julie)
Do you really want to know what's in your computer?
True of False:
Computers are not people.
Some Computers like humans.
Computers don't have feelings.
Be nice to your computer - you
never know when you might need it.
The Computer did it.
Computer Logic journal entries: Cyberspace Cadets;
Online/offline Driving Lessons, Hard Drives, crashes and mirror
image backups; The Best (and Worst) Browsers; Best Chip
Contest updates; Cyberspace Space, Disc, Disk, Discus, and Disc
II Whisperer affairs; Computer Speed Tests; 2011 Power CC's!
(Computer Colors); Computer Solutions (1-5); Compute-R-us.byte
First Editions, computers in development for the 21st Century...
The future:
Quantum Computers: The Next
Generation (might take while).
Huggables: When you're feeling lonely, and
all your family and friends are on computers.
Tabletops: For 3 & 4-legged tables.
Desktops are for desks, laptops for laps.
Countertops: Special anti-virus program does not include
protection against salmonella since it's bacteria, not a virus.
Chairtops: If there's no room on the other tops.
(Comes in all seat colors, shapes, sizes).
Compute-R-us.byte
titles now on DCD (Digital
Cyber Disc):
Cyberspace Space -
the Final Frontier's Frontier
One Flew Over The
Cuckoo's Computer
The Call of the Computer
A Hard-Drive Orange
Tweaking Your Inner Computer
With Tweezers
Computer Expert Advice #10:
If you computer won't reboot,
get a new pair or call enrgy21.
Driving the Hard Drive Hard
(Cyberspace Cadets' 1st mission)
"Surf the Web" was originally
used to describe what spiders
do on vacation - that's the real
reason why your browser acts
creepy sometimes.
A Human and super-cyber
computers Mic (Mac's friend)
aka "Big Mic", a Tony (Sony's
cousin) Vaio's X1 aka "The
Rocket", and IBM's BlueGene/L
aka "The Cowboy" competed in
a computing speed test.
Though "Mic" shed some weight,
"Rocket" used laser-guided,
digitally-enhanced cyberspace
jet fuel, and "Cowboy" clearly
rebooted faster, none could
match the sheer velocity
magnitude of the "The Brain",
the only real super cyber fast
organ Humans have faster than
a speedy (hickey-free)
computer byte.
titles now on DCD (Digital
Cyber Disc):
Cyberspace Space -
the Final Frontier's Frontier
One Flew Over The
Cuckoo's Computer
The Call of the Computer
A Hard-Drive Orange
Tweaking Your Inner Computer
With Tweezers
Computer Expert Advice #10:
If you computer won't reboot,
get a new pair or call enrgy21.
Driving the Hard Drive Hard
(Cyberspace Cadets' 1st mission)
"Surf the Web" was originally
used to describe what spiders
do on vacation - that's the real
reason why your browser acts
creepy sometimes.
A Human and super-cyber
computers Mic (Mac's friend)
aka "Big Mic", a Tony (Sony's
cousin) Vaio's X1 aka "The
Rocket", and IBM's BlueGene/L
aka "The Cowboy" competed in
a computing speed test.
Though "Mic" shed some weight,
"Rocket" used laser-guided,
digitally-enhanced cyberspace
jet fuel, and "Cowboy" clearly
rebooted faster, none could
match the sheer velocity
magnitude of the "The Brain",
the only real super cyber fast
organ Humans have faster than
a speedy (hickey-free)
computer byte.
Question: Why do
Computers prefer their
own logic?
Answer: Human logic
doesn't always make
sense and Computers
aren't human. Duh.
Computers prefer their
own logic?
Answer: Human logic
doesn't always make
sense and Computers
aren't human. Duh.
You don't have to be "a geek" to
be a Cyber Space Cadet, surfing
the Internet just like your fellow
Space Cadets.
Enrgy21 says Cyberspace is
simply that little space between
you and everyone else on the
Internet.
Wikipedia calls it something
geeky like "the electronic medium
of computer networks, in which
online communication takes
place...", but it's still a fine
place to be if your computer is
secure and working properly -
otherwise, fuggedaboutit.
Cyperspace News Flash!
New Cyberspace Cadet Computer
for 21st Century Space Cadets:
Cutting-edge technology, Orange
Upod platform, fully-loaded 1
gazillion GB memory, 2 video
cams, 109 mil apps, pocket phone,
solar system GPS mini-disc
player with 3D UMAX TV
pop-out - surround sound
optional. And, "The Banana"
(shaped like one) is just as good
as Apples (or Macs) with or
without fries.
be a Cyber Space Cadet, surfing
the Internet just like your fellow
Space Cadets.
Enrgy21 says Cyberspace is
simply that little space between
you and everyone else on the
Internet.
Wikipedia calls it something
geeky like "the electronic medium
of computer networks, in which
online communication takes
place...", but it's still a fine
place to be if your computer is
secure and working properly -
otherwise, fuggedaboutit.
Cyperspace News Flash!
New Cyberspace Cadet Computer
for 21st Century Space Cadets:
Cutting-edge technology, Orange
Upod platform, fully-loaded 1
gazillion GB memory, 2 video
cams, 109 mil apps, pocket phone,
solar system GPS mini-disc
player with 3D UMAX TV
pop-out - surround sound
optional. And, "The Banana"
(shaped like one) is just as good
as Apples (or Macs) with or
without fries.
What do you call a computer
that wants to play a little
discus? "Confused"
What do you say if it insists on
competing?
"Don't you mean play a little
disc?" Then, take cover.
that wants to play a little
discus? "Confused"
What do you say if it insists on
competing?
"Don't you mean play a little
disc?" Then, take cover.
Overheard recent Cyberspace patrol chatter:
"Captain! Web with spiders sighted!"
"Thank you, Lieutenant. Set Phasers on Stun."
"But Captain..." (lines from The Real WWW Spider Crawlers - What No One Wants To Know)
"Captain! Another Web Sighted!"
"Thank you, Lieutenant, but if has to do with computers, stop disturbing me."
"But, Captain!..." (Lines from the sequel Spiders and other Crawlers that Really Bite)
"Captain! Web with spiders sighted!"
"Thank you, Lieutenant. Set Phasers on Stun."
"But Captain..." (lines from The Real WWW Spider Crawlers - What No One Wants To Know)
"Captain! Another Web Sighted!"
"Thank you, Lieutenant, but if has to do with computers, stop disturbing me."
"But, Captain!..." (Lines from the sequel Spiders and other Crawlers that Really Bite)