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Chip Popularity Contest Update: Potato bytes back,
sprinkles salt on Computer's Chip, Blue avoids Buffalo's Chips,
Chocolate melts cookie, Poker still playing games,
Buffalo still not care; TV's Biker Chips eat Tortillas for lunch.
Chip Contest Update: Lightly-salted, low-fat, previously
unknown Chocolate Potato Tortilla Chip team (sponsored by TV's
Cycle Chips) has requested entry into the contest; left out Buffalo's
aromatic Chips offended, but Blue now accepts them (needs the gas).
A Computer does not have feelings (or so they say),
but better be nice to it - it might ignore you one day.
There's been a hi-level reshuffling. Mice (no longer one mouse) now tell
computers what to do, and scare elephants in their spare time.
Presenting the latest Green Computer for the 21st
Century, "Laser Green": Still jungle-hardened, runway-ready,
eco-friendly, negotiable, but to gain more experience uses a
laser to cut through the bull on the Internet.
What do you call computers that want to play
a little discus? "Confused." What's another thing
you can say if they want to throw one? "Go for it!"
sprinkles salt on Computer's Chip, Blue avoids Buffalo's Chips,
Chocolate melts cookie, Poker still playing games,
Buffalo still not care; TV's Biker Chips eat Tortillas for lunch.
Chip Contest Update: Lightly-salted, low-fat, previously
unknown Chocolate Potato Tortilla Chip team (sponsored by TV's
Cycle Chips) has requested entry into the contest; left out Buffalo's
aromatic Chips offended, but Blue now accepts them (needs the gas).
A Computer does not have feelings (or so they say),
but better be nice to it - it might ignore you one day.
There's been a hi-level reshuffling. Mice (no longer one mouse) now tell
computers what to do, and scare elephants in their spare time.
Presenting the latest Green Computer for the 21st
Century, "Laser Green": Still jungle-hardened, runway-ready,
eco-friendly, negotiable, but to gain more experience uses a
laser to cut through the bull on the Internet.
What do you call computers that want to play
a little discus? "Confused." What's another thing
you can say if they want to throw one? "Go for it!"
The Disc Whisperer teaches you how to whisper
at your computer, when a scratched or dirty disc
starts acting weird - right in the middle of a great scene.
Do you know what's in YOUR computer?
"Fixing Our Problems" Computer Solution 4: Same as 3 - still
working on it. But, if you think fixing humans is tough (#3), try
fixing something on other planets - without humans - that's really
tough.
"Des couleurs spéciales" computers available:
Green: Jungle-hardened, runway-ready, eco-friendly.
Chameleon green changes according to your computing needs, but
harder to see.
Ultramarine, navy, sky blue: Tough.
Hot Pink: Diamond-studded, purse-size trend-setter.
Orange: Apple Red Big Mac (w/fries) competitor.
Unlike Humans, Computers don't mind being used,
as long as you show them some respect (at least once a month).
at your computer, when a scratched or dirty disc
starts acting weird - right in the middle of a great scene.
Do you know what's in YOUR computer?
"Fixing Our Problems" Computer Solution 4: Same as 3 - still
working on it. But, if you think fixing humans is tough (#3), try
fixing something on other planets - without humans - that's really
tough.
"Des couleurs spéciales" computers available:
Green: Jungle-hardened, runway-ready, eco-friendly.
Chameleon green changes according to your computing needs, but
harder to see.
Ultramarine, navy, sky blue: Tough.
Hot Pink: Diamond-studded, purse-size trend-setter.
Orange: Apple Red Big Mac (w/fries) competitor.
Unlike Humans, Computers don't mind being used,
as long as you show them some respect (at least once a month).
Compudate.byte:
Computer-to-computer
advanced networking site -
taking it to the next level (no
humans - too slow).
I came, I saw, I computed.
(Julius Caesar's descendant,
Marcus Geekus II.)
How to Increase
Keyboard Finger Velocity
w/out Damaging Fingers
Lesson 1: Type faster, think
faster, use gloves.
Computer-to-computer
advanced networking site -
taking it to the next level (no
humans - too slow).
I came, I saw, I computed.
(Julius Caesar's descendant,
Marcus Geekus II.)
How to Increase
Keyboard Finger Velocity
w/out Damaging Fingers
Lesson 1: Type faster, think
faster, use gloves.
Computers may not be alive like Humans,
but they do have at least two things in common.
1. One minute every thing's fine, the next minute, OMG!.
2. They need (nowadays) each other to survive.
but they do have at least two things in common.
1. One minute every thing's fine, the next minute, OMG!.
2. They need (nowadays) each other to survive.
Computer Solution 1:
What you dip your
computer in when you
really want to clean it.
What you dip your
computer in when you
really want to clean it.
Computus XXI Jr.,
21st century Confucius
descendant says: "Be ye
geek or novice, be
patient with your
computer and it will be
patient with you.
Humans don't know
everything under the
sun, my child."
21st century Confucius
descendant says: "Be ye
geek or novice, be
patient with your
computer and it will be
patient with you.
Humans don't know
everything under the
sun, my child."
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"I came, I saw, I 'puted."
(Wavy, 21st Century
"Curly" Stooge wannabe)
(Wavy, 21st Century
"Curly" Stooge wannabe)
Did you know,
Computer Logic
(Human logic
sometimes too weird)
and the new Mickey
Mouse Remote
Meditation device can
help you channel your
inner child, compute,
and watch DVDs at
the same time?
Computer Logic
(Human logic
sometimes too weird)
and the new Mickey
Mouse Remote
Meditation device can
help you channel your
inner child, compute,
and watch DVDs at
the same time?
